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{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?","punchline":"A tuba toothpaste.","id":259}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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